Obedienttofu - Meat Shredder

being recently diagnosed is like

*overdoes it* okay so i cant do that

*overdoes it* i can’t do that either

*overdoes it* oh no i also can’t do that

over and over. will update if it ever stops.

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

finished punk hazard last night