CHAT WAKE UP THE COVER DUET IS OUT

~ Introduction ~

Hello, hello!~

Welcome to my little rp blog; @awakened-purevanilla! I made this on a whim after seeing so many other accounts and feeling the inexplicable urge to join in. This is a blog where I, @mothboyame, will respond to all of your questions, requests and interactions in character as Pure Vanilla Cookie (specifically awakened)!

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~ Info ~

This blog is for fun and will be a little silly. I do also have some headcanons and other little tidbits that I'll let you all be aware of!

Be aware that I do ship Shadowvanilla so please be mindful and don't be unnecessarily hateful! This blog is meant to be a safe space for others to share their thoughts and just have fun!

(This format is when I am talking out of character.)

This format is when I am in character.

~ My Pure Vanilla headcanons ~

Pure Vanilla Cookie is transgender (FtM/AFAB).

He is the shortest of the ancients and I like to imagine him shorter than most of the beasts as well (except for Eternal Sugar).

He is blind (mostly just very blurry eyesight).

He has autism and he does suffer from an ED (I like projecting onto my favorite characters a lot).

He is a literal Disney princess.

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~ Rules ~

The rules are generally very simple and quite the usual.

1. Be respectful to myself and others

2. Don't spread hate or use hateful terms/slurs (this includes, but is not limited to: Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism and Racism)

3. Do not interact if you have issues with the character or with Shadowvanilla

4. Do not spam

5. Do not push me to reply, I will respond when I can but I do have other things to do in my life, please respect that

6. Slightly suggestive content is okay but nothing overtly NSFW

7. Don't take anything seriously, this is all fun and sillies here!

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That's all there is for now! Feel free to submit into the inbox and have fun! ❤️

*A formless plushie spontaneously materializes itself into existence. Its form changes depending on who is holding it to give the proper amount of cuddle comfort. It is not sentient, and is incapable of turning into anything harmful. Enjoy!*

What a cruel joke!

do you think the reason hollyberry treated wildberry more like her son than royalberry is because wildberry is a very distant cookie in general so he would've probably been a very low maintenance child that hollyberry could forget about (re:didn't have to worry about).

If I had a nickel for every Beast Cookie that wanted their Ancient,,,

Bonus leaked cutscene from the Silent Salt Arc (Devsisters emailed it to me personally):

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

70

ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

YES PLEASE

*pulls up to McDonald's*

Can I have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fry?

did you just drive through the pentagon-?

Consider this a part 2 to the previous post

(also this is just for fun while I continue to draw and waste my life away on these gay cookies...)

ITS HIM ITS HIM ITS HIM ITS THE BOY ITS THE BOY ITS PURE VANILLA ITS HIM!!!!

Guys I'm so normal about Pure Vanilla Cookie I swear 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Case in Study: Pure Vanilla Cookie

They went out on a date

(SoT got him home by midnight it's okay)