I've Been Saying This For Years But I've Finally Found The Funniest Way To Say It, In The MCU Tony Stark

I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that

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2 years ago

love that peter is simultaneously like "everything is my fault forever and all my friends die because of me and i carry a plague that negatively impacts everyone in my life" and ALSO "i have never done anything wrong in my life and i will not apologize for anything ever"

2 years ago
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1 year ago
Peter Benjamin Parker Ily
Peter Benjamin Parker Ily
Peter Benjamin Parker Ily
Peter Benjamin Parker Ily

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2 years ago

Felicia has nictating membranes in her eyes, and only needs to blink once every one or two hours

2 years ago

It's always so funny how people characterize Peter Parker as someone who begins his superhero career bright eyed and grows into someone more cynical and pessimistic along the years when in reality it's the opposite and at 15 he held scorn for just about everyone in his life save for his Aunt May and at 25 makes unrealistic vows about no one dying under any circumstances when he's around


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2 years ago

in the earlier spider-man comics whenever someone is rude to peter his internal monologues feel like this


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2 years ago

they were too distracted to notice they had a tail (or three tails, rather)

2 years ago

explaining my mutant!felicia hc 馃馃

Felicia is a feral mutant, meaning she has atavistic mutations or animalistic traits (think Beast, Angel, Sabretooth, etc). These traits include:

Cat鈥檚 eyes - This is why she wears her signature blue contacts: not just to see in the electromagnetic spectrum, but also to hide her mutation and make her less easy to identify. She uses different ones in and out of costume for fashion purposes, but her true eye color is green in the same way a cat鈥檚 eyes are green, not a human鈥檚. Because of this, her pupils reflect off of cctv cameras sometimes which can also make her hard to identify. Our first look at Felicia in the 1963 ASM run shows her with glowing eyes, which have only ever been adapted in the Spider-Man animation (and you all know how i feel about that 馃槖).

Explaining My Mutant!felicia Hc 馃馃
Explaining My Mutant!felicia Hc 馃馃

Pointed ears - The reason she keeps her hair down while fighting is to cover her ears, despite the fact this is pretty inconvenient. The upper cartilage is a lot thinner and more flexible than human ears, which means she鈥檚 cursed to only wear lobe piercings (something she鈥檚 definitely a little bitter about).

Fangs - this one is definitely self explanatory, but cats also only get 30 adult teeth, meaning that rather than a full set of fangs throughout her entire mouth, the only sharp teeth she has are her canines. Other than that, her teeth are the same as a human鈥檚. Felicia is also extremely lactose intolerant, just like real cats. Luckily, this is the only food allergy she has due to her mutation.

Claws (obviously) - Because cat鈥檚 claws are attached to the knuckle, Felicia鈥檚 claws work in the same way. This means she can鈥檛 extender her claws out fully while her hand is in a relaxed position, instead she must flex a ligament in between her distal and medial finger bones. This becomes inconvenient after long periods of time, which is why she prefers to use traditional fighting techniques in combat and only use her claws when necessary. She also sheds the outer layers of her claws as they grow, which makes manicures easy as it eliminates the need for nail polish remover!

No rigid collar bone - Felicia鈥檚 collar bone, like most cat鈥檚, is disconnected from other bones and instead connected by muscles. This grants her increased flexibility and allows her to squeeze into tight spaces. Perfect for a career criminal!

A tail - honestly this one varies for me, so sometimes I like it sometimes I don鈥檛 馃ぅ鈥硷笍 Cat鈥檚 use their tails as counterbalances for walking on narrow spaces and when running and jumping, as well as expressing emotions and communicating with other cats. I alwaya hc Felicia as having very expressive facial movements and body expressions so this one just feels like it fits her well.

White hair - this ones kind of just playing with what鈥檚 already there. We see Fel with her signature white hair in her flashbacks as a child in TETMD, so I think it makes sense that this is a trait that鈥檚 naturally occurring and a result of her mutation.

I also hc Felicia鈥檚 mutation as being a pretty big divide between her and Peter because while Felicia鈥檚 bad luck can be targeted, it also is affected by her emotions and her control of them. This could potentially put people who are in a high-stress situation with her in a lot of danger. Felicia feels she can control her powers just fine, but Peter feels she has a responsibility to find some way to keep them in check to avoid other people from getting caught in the crossfire.

Felicia being a mutant is also a big part of her friendship with Logan, as both of them are feral mutants who view themselves as bad but think they鈥檙e past redemption. As mutants aren鈥檛 exactly accepted in the marvel universe , Felicia keeps her mutation relatively hidden. She鈥檚 perfectly fine with people speculating what she is, and keeps her crew small to avoid people finding out. This can be isolating however, and she confides in Logan often as her only real mutant friend.

(I鈥檓 a big Logan & Fel bff truther!!! I鈥檓 sorry I can鈥檛 help it they should be besties!!!!)

Felicia鈥檚 father, Walter (the first Black Cat) was a mutant without physical traits but had a much more subdued form of tychokinesis, which is where he got his name. As she inherited the X-gene from him, Felicia feels her mutation is the greatest gift her father ever gave her and is a lasting connection between the two of them following his death.


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2 years ago
After All, It鈥檚 Health Food, Right? How Bad Could It鈥lp.
After All, It鈥檚 Health Food, Right? How Bad Could It鈥lp.

After all, it鈥檚 health food, right? How bad could it鈥lp.

Amazing Spider-Man #177

2 years ago

leaving what counts as "old style" up for interpretation. if more than one of these is relevant - pick the one that's most important to you. reblog for larger sample sizes etc etc


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