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it’s this kinda day, you know?
Unless I am fortunate enough to have been mistaken, the best Destiel fanficion has not yet been written in a huge oversight by the fandom
Picture this: At the end of season 5 Castiel is not killed and resurrected as an angel, but instead is wounded and still very human
Low and behold Dean shows up on Lisa's door step, filthy, emotionally destroyed, with an injured human Cas half unconscious in the back of the impla, like 'suprise I'm here, I can't go more than 2 hours without a drink and I brought this guy I absolutely do not have any overt sexual chemistry with, wanna date me?'
Cut to Dean trying desperately to have a heterosexual relationship with Lisa while helping a very pitiful Castiel learn to shave, how to shower and importantly, how to want things
I wounder what he could possibly want
Meanwhile Lisa is trying to help Dean and get him to open up about how he's feeling, what's happened, etc, only to repeated find him at 3AM sat on the porch with Castiel bearing his soul like its the easiest thing in the world
And also being way too into Doctor Sexy
Eventually, she snaps. Dean's a good guy, and she owes him one for saving Ben, but maybe she doesn't owe him a relationship. Well, not in the way he expected
Lisa Braden must now, using her powers of emotional maturity and patients of 25 saints, convince Dean Winchester to confront his deeply repressed sexuality
Chaos ensues
Also they get a cat
but this pain I recognized as a just retribution
Part 13 of "Back the Future" AU
Castiel thought he would be mourning the long hair. Or maybe breathing a sigh of relief to see a more familiar style
He didn't think his vessel would react so strongly to THIS
And you can't blame Dean for cutting it (obviously cutting it himself because barbers can't be trusted). He forgot how long he was gonna end up switched in time, and without his nice high-pressure shower, good conditioner, and blow-dryer, the hair was more of a hassle than anything else
This isn't the first time Dean's cut his hair short again, nor is it the first time he's had to deal with an overly flustered Cas (Though, in this case, he can't do what he wants to do with him)
He's just glad Cas didn't immediately poof off to Australia the second he came out of the bathroom
At least Dean didn't shave
Though, with how scratchy it's getting? He's debating it
He hopes he'll get home before it gets worse
Or before he considers marrying this Castiel too with just how darn cute he is
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If you expected angst, you clearly haven't gotten into my account's theme yet
for righteous-man-and-a-fallen-angel, the second winner of my giveaway from like two months ago! she wanted something with ‘cute awkwardness’…well this is awkward at least, hope you enjoy!
i don’t remember purgatory arc but i assume this is how introductions went
THE COMPLETE LACK OF ANY SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN JIMMY NOVAK AND DEAN IS SO FUNNY
I want Misha’s character to make a bunch of pop culture references that Soldier Boy doesn’t understand
dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"
everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity
Deleted scene from season 11
another destiel edit
I need an SPN normal au where Cas is just as unhinged as he is in canon. He's just a normal human, but he seems to randomly appear behind people whenever he feels like it. He has a normal job, but he threatens to throw Sam out of a window for drinking the last cup of coffee. He's in a normal, human relationship, but he gives Dean a real human heart for Valentine's Day and refuses to say where he got it from.
i’m bACK
lets talk fallen angels
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me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
JENSEN ACKLES as DEAN WINCHESTER Supernatural | I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here (9.01)
Free supernatural valentines day cards ♥️
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happy anniversary to these two 💖 they are getting some toes in the sand time after all 🏖️🥹 (a lil continuation of this bc my hc is that they spend their anniversary on the beach every year)
This is also my entry for @destielvalentineszine2025
It's Supernatural for YOU.
It's Brokebacknatural for me.
“I will fall in love with you again.”
Guess who made a destiel animatic…
I promised @thetiredstuff I would make a fic rec post with AU fics that I really like, so that’s what this list is about :)
Disclaimer: I usually read a lot of strangers to lovers or enemies to lovers, with a few established relationships sprinkled in; friends to lovers not that much but it does happen. My favorite tropes are misunderstandings, secrets, or secret identity, curses, and anything that can lead to complications and Dean and Cas being idiots. I read every AU genre ranging from high fantasy to more toned down realism, and also every mood. So you might find MCD, whump and other really heavy stuff next to fluff and and super cute recs. I like to mix it up xD So if something not your business or might trigger you, read the tags of the fic first. That’s all <3 Also, this cointains no a/b/o recs!
A Ghost Story by emmbrancsxx0
An Act of Fate by Fandom_Stuff
And This, Your Living Kiss by opal_bullets
Azzuro by FriendofCarlotta
Angel’s Wild by riseofthefallenone (edit: I just remembered there might be something like a heat (???) but it’s definitely not a/b/o in any of the other ways. It has been a while since I’ve read it so my memory is vague, sorry)
Bold Will Hold by DarcyDelaney
Burden by riseofthefallenone
Castle on a Cloud by whelvenwings
Cursed or Not by Ltleflrt
Dark Side of the Moon by imogenbynight
Darkness Round the Sun by Castielslostwings
Do Vampires Dream of Undead Sheep? by butterflyslinky
Evangelist by embrancsxx0
Everyone’s a Critic by Englandwouldfall
Hold Your Breath by camwelgrace
Holding on to Tomorrow by s7jacket
Lipstick by Soupernabturel (my advice is to read both parts because the 1st is really heavy, especially if you’re trans, and the 2nd part is the happy ending and healing)
Living in Agony by ChasingRabbits
Meamorphosis by potatofriends
Missing Our Same Old Us by noxsoulmate
Ninety One Wiskey by komodobits
On the Soul by seasidemeow
Pizza Cats & Rainbow Flags by FriendofCarlotta
Raise the Black by emmbrancsxx0
Silver and Cold by superhoney
Song of the Sea by Faster_Than_the_Speed_of_Sound
The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska
The Closest Thing We Have To Magic by EllenOfOz & Trenchcoatbaby
The Cost of Falling by JinxedAmbitions
The Graveyard Shift by riseofthefallenone
The Heart of a Lonely Hunter by RogueTranslator
The Horse-King by opal_bullets
The Leap by FriendofCarlotta
The Walk by Perephoneshadow
To Raise A King by riseofthefallenone
Unmasked by elliespark
Vagabonds by chevrolangels
I couldn’t stop thinking about this masterpiece.
almost human
Hahaha, that last episode destroyed me.
supernatural is so funny. sometimes they'll look for God and say things like "try new mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla" "no, he's not on any flatbread" and then you get bangers like "freedom is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it".
My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.
Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”
“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”
“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”
So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.