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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)
those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
Look at my otp dawg I'm going to hell
edgeworth not only coming to trucy's shows but using them against phoenix in court is peak wrightworth nonsense thank you capcom
"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
love reading trials of apollo when im having a bad day, because no matter what kinda day im having, apollo is having a worse one
fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy
The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read
Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.
Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍♂️” you're scaring the men.”
Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.
Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”
I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help
why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
Book Telemachus, how I love you sm
if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time
as someone who has gone long stretches without electricity, let alone an internet connection
BACK UP YOUR WORK---YES, EVEN PHYSICAL COPIES. HAVE OFFLINE RESOURCES. KEEP YOUR LANDLINE. CARRY CASH. DON'T GET IMPORTANT APPLIANCES THAT RUN ON WIFI. LEARN TO READ A PAPER MAP
this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
What do you think about Robert Pattison playing Achilles' ghost in Christopher Nolans Odyssey movie
Who's playing what now
I'm ngl I've lost so much hope in that movie that I don't care anymore 😭😭
so who was gonna tell me the mlm version of sapphic is ACHILLEAN