I Hate Living Under The Panopticon :( My Tummy Hurts :(

i like how american stores sell pickles suspended in their special nutrient fluid like mech pilots

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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

careful listening to music in the fall it might become a memory

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs