Honestly A Cryptid Disguised As An Old Lady.... That Wouldn't Surprise Me Honestly With All The Stuff

Fair enough

Odd question

Cookies or Biscuits

Cookies. 👀

DND rules! Though I never had a chance to properly play a full campaign, I even made one at one time to play with my buddies...but we never finished it....

The power of boredom compels me

The fucking friend group classes if we were in D&D

I’d be the DM because of their insistence that I’m god

@elayathenerd ranger

@electr1cblue barbarian

@cowgirlcaitvi bard. (I said what I said)

@angry-oil-slick11 either a fighter or a druid

@cybervxin rogue

@ivorykiram artificer

@cheriebunie monk

@ragd0ll-333 sorceress

@sugareimon paladin

@reign-of-the-kitkats cleric

@glitchheart1828 treasure hunter

might do backgrounds next if y’all want lol

Good choice

hands over the hat.... it's a tiny Beret

And the bed

*it looks like it's looks decorated with card symbols*

Also a bonus

hands over card

Enough for six months of Ramen

A simple question Cayde

A year's supply of Spicy Ramen

Or

A tiny hat and a new little bed for the colonel

Tough one, tough one.

Thing is,I would want the tiny hat and bed for The Colonel because we all know she'd look great in anything,but I know Colonel would want the spicy ramen for me...I would ALSO like that for me.

That's two votes for ramen.

...

But a tiny hat for the Colonel? That's priceless. I mean, can you imagine? The Colonel would look absolutely adorable in it.

I'm going to have to be a little selfless here and choose the hat and bed.

The Colonel deserves nothin' but the best.

MJ-2: has anyone seen my gunpowder gamble explosives?....I think I dropped them...and I know they're live...but aren't currently on a fuse so um.... please because not to hit them with anything-

I leave my Hunters alone for a few hours and now there are knives in the ceiling, Cayde is trying to make a literal head cannon and I'm betting that it'll explode on him.

I love you guys, I really do, but holy shit you guys are going to give me a HEART ATTACK!!!!!!

@baede-6 @caydesaceinthehole please, for the love of God, go take some time and EAT or something. Just..... give me a min to make a cover story for the chaos 😅

Are you okay buddy?

The Master Explorer

Outfit pieces

Moonshine hat

Classic vest (green)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Work pants (brown)

Leather suspenders (green)

English preacher's boots (Black)

Dress tie (Red)

Explorer Equipment

Kit satchel

Raven claw talisman

Makes sense, everyone needs a little alone time, here take some coupons and if anyone asks you didn't see me, now bye, bye

*Runs off*

Question

...So I may have "borrowed" a few coupons for spicy ramen from our favourite hunter......do you have any good hiding spots I might be able to use?

..... I won't ask why you "borrowed" his coupons, but yes I have MANY hiding spots around the Tower and all over Sol.

Sometimes I don't like the people and need to get away, feel free to use them anytime.

The Master Survivalist

Outfit pieces

Goat flop hat

Trapper's cloak

No man's vest

Union suit (white)

Jeans (black)

Cotton suspenders (brown)

Legendary Bison batwing chaps

Two tones moccasins

Winter Cavalry gloves

Survivalist weapon equipment

Hypothetically I may took them to the pale heart ... cause I thought Why not train in the heart of where our light came from..,we kinda got separated and they got lost in one of those nightmare/memory tunnels....like the ones you and zavala experienced….and hypothetically ...saw some of past events from a certain someone's memory....and hypothetically....they may have been forced to survive some of the older battles..... like maybe a few tormentors.... few scorn abominations and hypothetically....a projection of Savathûn.....

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate

Glad I could tickle that funny bone

Hey Sans, ever heard the pun about "Pun-ctuality"

I heard it's quite a comedic "pun-ch" though some may find it quite "pun-ishing"