Awkward Situations

Same.... though.... Mistakes are still made..and My ghosts ain't happy about it

*looks back at all the Dumb choices in life, including swinging off the building like Spiderman only to realise there's just the void under me*

"Look, I learned a long time ago not to question what Hunters do. I just sit back,relax,and watch. They know what they're doing,they do it well, and it's usually hot."-My friend

Crow: *in a hall full of mirrors*

MJ-2: huh multiple crows....looks like a murder

Crow: what?

MJ-2: murder? That's what a pack of crows is called

Crow:...

MJ-2: come on it's a bit funny....why are you looking at me like that-

Who said everything was so serious?

Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-

MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6

Cayde: well thanks

Turns to look at him

Cayde: I appreciate it-

MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands

Cayde: you serious?

MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6

Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions

TLDR:

Puns and practical jokes

Makes sense, everyone needs a little alone time, here take some coupons and if anyone asks you didn't see me, now bye, bye

*Runs off*

Question

...So I may have "borrowed" a few coupons for spicy ramen from our favourite hunter......do you have any good hiding spots I might be able to use?

..... I won't ask why you "borrowed" his coupons, but yes I have MANY hiding spots around the Tower and all over Sol.

Sometimes I don't like the people and need to get away, feel free to use them anytime.

Understood Crow, probably should keep them on a shallow before they take a dive into the deep end

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate

MJ-2

The exo hunter

(and Queens)

He was a stranger that came into town one day...with a big iron on his hip

Are you okay buddy?

Welp better than Steel scraps or Rock tablets.....or pieces of the hive

Rufus: I told her that if she didn't submit today's report to @crow-the-hunter-vanguard on time, she would never be allowed to patrol Ness again. So she writes a report on this giant fern leaf.

The Hobo Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Ram Sombrero

Trapper cloak

Sheep skin vest

Black union suit

Cotton suspenders (black)

Jeans (10/10)

Legendary Elk half chaps

Workman's boot (5/11)

Garden spurs (5/11 brown) hi

Badger rifleman gloves

Survivalist weapon equipment

Bear claw talisman

The Seducer (Angel Dust, Hazbin hotel)

Outfit pieces

Iguana big valley hat

Legendary moose hunting jacket

Parisian vest (purple ovals)

Stand Collar over shirt (pink)

Saddle jeans (white)

Crossback suspenders (blue)

Boar fringed shotgun Chap

Legendary Boar and Bison fowler's

Stenger deluxe Spurs (Purple)

High neckerchief

Calvary gloves (Violet/black)

Explorer equipment