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They. They in every universe:

I can't quite believe it's over now. Actually, I just wanted to write a short story about this Tomarry AU that came to my mind and now we're at over 60,000 words xD

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55843297

Sometimes, I just imagine Derek taking revenge on Kate by burning her alive. It's been a while since I watched Teen Wolf, but I just remembered that one scene where Derek sits in front of Chris with that almost insane look in his eyes while holding a lighter.

Kate did him so wrong, traumatized and groomed him, and I just love the idea of her getting her karma, dying like the Hales did because of her. Even better if it's in her werejaguar form because the dying process would be more agonizing.

Maybe it's the little horror freak in me, but unhinged and slightly insane Derek just does something with me. Him just lightening her up and then sitting there, watching her burn alive.

It started small—just a single, bright yellow rubber duck sitting on the dashboard of the Jeep.

Stiles had picked it up at a gas station on a road trip with Scott, not thinking much of it. It was just a random impulse buy, something to make the battered old Jeep a little less… well, battered. He named it "Quackers" and forgot about it—until another Jeep owner at a red light pointed at it, grinned, and lifted his own rubber duck in salute.

And just like that, Stiles was sucked into an underground network of Jeep owners who traded rubber ducks like some kind of weird, adorable currency.

It became a thing. Every time he saw another Jeep with a duck on the dash, Stiles had to stop and trade. He scoured stores for the weirdest, most ridiculous ducks he could find—pirate ducks, superhero ducks, cowboy ducks, ducks in tutus, even a duck dressed as a taco. The collection on his dash grew, expanding from one duck to a full row, then two rows. Eventually, he had to start keeping extras in the glove compartment because space became an issue.

Derek, naturally, thought it was stupid.

"They're just rubber ducks," Derek had grumbled the first time he got into the Jeep and saw the ridiculous lineup of tiny, grinning, plastic birds staring at him. "Why do you have so many?"

"Why don't you have any?" Stiles had countered, like that was the real problem here.

Derek pinched the bridge of his nose. "Because I’m not a five-year-old, Stiles."

That had been the wrong thing to say.

Because now Stiles was on a mission.

Ducks for Derek

One fateful afternoon, Stiles stumbled upon The Ducks.

A pair of rubber duckies dressed in tiny black leather jackets, complete with little silver studs and sunglasses. They were practically the rubber duck embodiment of Derek Hale. One had a little scowl painted on its beak. The other had an eyebrow raised like it was judging Stiles' life choices.

They were perfect.

Stiles bought both immediately, grinning like a maniac as he made his way back to Derek’s loft.

Derek was at the kitchen counter when Stiles walked in, arms crossed, clearly expecting something annoying. He wasn’t wrong.

“Alright, Big Guy,” Stiles said, pulling the first duck from his pocket. “Meet Mini Derek.”

Derek stared at it. “No.”

“And this,” Stiles continued, ignoring him, “is Other Mini Derek. One for my Jeep, one for your Camaro.”

Derek’s scowl deepened. “They’re not going in my car.”

“Oh, but they are.” Stiles held out the second duck, his grin widening. “Come on, dude. Look at them. They are you. The broody one can sit on my dash, and the one with the judgey eyebrow can live in your Camaro, silently judging anyone who gets in your passenger seat. It’s poetic.”

Derek just stared at him, his face a perfect mask of unimpressed werewolf stoicism.

Stiles took that as a victory and put one duck on the counter in front of Derek before heading to dramatically place the other in the Jeep.

The Duckening

Derek tried to fight it.

He really did.

But the next time Stiles got into the Camaro, the second leather-clad duck was tucked neatly on the dash, facing forward like a tiny, plastic sentinel.

Stiles nearly burst into flames from sheer joy.

"See? You love it."

"I didn't say that."

"You didn't not say it."

Derek sighed like he was being personally victimized by this entire conversation.

But after that, Stiles started to notice things. Like how Derek didn’t move the duck. And how, after a while, another duck appeared next to it—this one looking like a tiny wolf-duck.

Stiles gasped when he saw it. “Did you trade for that? Are you ducking people now, Derek? Are you one of us?”

Derek groaned. "Shut up and get in the car."

Epilogue: The Ducks Strike Back

Months passed. Stiles' dashboard was a mini duck army. His trades had led him to some rare finds, including a glow-in-the-dark werewolf duck and a detective duck with a tiny magnifying glass that Stiles swore was a representation of himself.

And then, one day, he got into the Camaro and saw it.

Sitting proudly next to Leather Jacket Duck and Wolf Duck was a new addition—one wearing a tiny red hoodie.

Stiles blinked, staring at it. "Derek."

Derek, who was already regretting everything, just sighed.

"Is that—" Stiles leaned closer. "Derek, is that me?"

Derek, refusing to make eye contact, pulled out of the parking lot like he hadn’t just revealed his slow descent into the duck life.

Stiles, however, beamed. Because he had won.

This story was inspired by the headcanon of @inlovewithdob

“That ship is toxic ! They're so unhealthy—”

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

okay, regulus black

harry who is a very possessive baby, especially towards regulus.

he's maybe 10 months old when luna is born, and while everyone tried to warm him up to the idea of having a little sister, he wasn't able to commit.

so the first time he saw regulus holding the tiny bundle, he just started shrieking like he was dying.

regulus was so confused, and both lily and pandora couldn't stop giggling.

harry was a perfectly good and cute baby, thank you very much. he didn't mind when anyone else was holding little luna (though he did look a bit mad the first times he saw pandora nursing her).

but regulus is forbidden.

harry could be dutifully playing with his toys like the perfect baby he is, or just crawling all over the house, not minding anything at all. however, the second luna is in regulus arms, he suddenly needs his appa, immediately.

james likes to comment his genes are at fault for that. lily can't help but agree.

they have to live like that for a couple of weeks until harry is able to understand that regulus is perfectly capable of loving and holding both of them at the same time.

it's funny, especially because as they grow, harry ends up absolutely adoring luna. and they love to tease him with the videos they have of harry absolutely screaming his little lungs out.

Lovelovelove the tomarry dynamic where Tom's like "Merlin, he wants me so bad, it's honestly a little pathetic"

Meanwhile, Harry's in his own little world like "I could choke him out with shoe laces...... i won't.. but, like, I could."

And they're insanely in love

MY BRAINNN HURTTT I NEED HELP FINDING A KLAROLINE FIC PLEASEE GUYS I NEED IT!

Fuckkk I only remember a little from it so bear with me! Okay so I think the only part I remember is that Klaus and Elijah I believe save Caroline from being tortured and she had on a canine head wear that the originals believed they got rid of a long time ago when they were used on Rebekah, leaving Rebekah traumatized from the experience. GUYS THATS LITERALLY ALL I CAN REMEMBER HELP ME FIND IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU! I’ll still be searching through my list but if anyone knows what I’m talking about please let me know!

Xoxo <3

[[ A riveting tale! ]]

THE EYESSSS

this is the most beautiful piece of art i've seen in a long time oh my god

ac: likeafunerall

persephone!harry au i posted on twt a while back,,

i’m sick of pretending like bellatrix black was not hot as fuck

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

reblog this for good luck

how have you been?

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

I told my friend today that Sirius and Regulus are such Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne Coded guess what this bitch told me. ITS SO UNACCEPTABLE! THE WOUND IS STILL FRESH!

Her exact words were ‘Regulus and Liam took coded to another level’

I’m no longer her friend. Because a friend wouldn’t hurt me more than I already am.

Regulus ‘You Fucking Bitch’ Black

Sirius ‘I don’t fuck bitches, I suck dick’ Black

Something I think about every single day, hour,minute,second!!!! YOUR HONOR I BELIEVE MR.POTTER ATEEEEE!!

I NEED STEREK FICS WITH THIS STILES!! AND I NEED DEREK TO BE ALL HOT BOTHERED WITH NEEEEED FOR HIM!

THATS SOME GOOD SHIT!!!

Anyone know that one fic of stiles getting bitten but he’s not a wolf, he’s actually a were-deer! and Derek is like all over him because come on predator vs prey! I CANT FIND IT AND I FORGOT THE NAME! Help me please *bambi eyes*

THIS just scratched something in my brain that I didn’t know I needed!