hi :) 21 nb, I post funny thingys and sometimes made video games
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Just started playing mw3 and holy shit andrei and makarov have such a gay relationship.
Get a damm room for you two to eyefuck eachother damm š
āMy body, my choiceā only makes sense when someone elseās life isnāt at stake.
Durgetash Fic Concept: A Durge that has no interest whatsoever in resisting the urge, that loves killing and longs to reshape the world into endless piles of corpses in their father's name, watches Gortash die in front of them and instantly decides that they'd fight Bhaal naked with only their teeth and claws if that was what it took to get him back. Then recognizes that what they actually need in order to get him back is something perhaps even more frighteningāleverage over Bane.
So they resist Bhaal, resist the Emperor, resist anyone else who dares get in their way, and claim the Netherbrain for themselves, then... they make an offer to Bane (as spoken to through the remains of the only life that ever actually mattered). They'll unleash the army of Baldur's Gate in his name... on one condition.
Bane already knows what that condition is, of course. He's amused, primarily. He knows he's already won, that Durge's desire for power makes him stronger whether they actively help him or not, that their desire for Gortash makes them weaker and gives him a way to control them whether Durge acknowledges it or not. So he agrees.
Gortash comes back to a world where Durge is Bane's Chosen and master of the Netherbrain, where they've achieved everything that he failed to. His soul may not have spent long suffering at Bane's hand, but it was long enough to mar it. He doesn't understand why they brought him back. He failed, he'd shown that he's not Durge's equal. He says that Durge should send him back to Bane.
Durge looks at him with eyes that are somehow both disappointed and eager. Doesn't he see? He's not Durge's equal. Bane gifted him to them. He's not going anywhere. He'll sit on the throne beside them if they tell him to. Durge will drag him kicking and screaming back to their shared kingdom if they have to.
You can only reblog this today.
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
the suffering never ends
Letās yap about WHB!! I need more WHB people toooo!!
Who are some of your favorite guys?? š
(This is my main but I will always reblog using my side blog @ero-garden2024 for WHB content, Iām just not a fan of using anon š )
More WHB fannssssss!!!!!! š¤©š¤©
I love all my abaddon boys, phenix specially- heās just my little horny pookie frfr š„°š„° though not asmo, his old philia kinda freaks me out (ewie pregnancy) and I could just not take him seriously in his selfie story lmao.
What about you āļøFrom looking through ur blog for a few minutes, I can tell nab is one of ur favs I think-
Potato please, helpth me š
Boo! Itās a mentally ill, 289year old, art major!
I post funny things and sometimes- once in a blue moon that falls on a Thursday the 20th in an odd number month where the weather is raining, do I write.
I like WHB, twisted wonderland, all for the game and thatās about it!
FUCK YOU MANNNNN /jšš I DID NOT NEED TO START TEARING UP AT A STUPID VIDEO GAME'S STUPID VIRTUAL PLUSHY STORY. I ADORE THE REST OF THE NEW DLC BUT I DID NOT NEED TO STARE AT MY MONITOR IN SADDNESS AS I READ THAT. (love the entire dlc though lol AWSOME work, i like being dramatic)
I see 2 notes??? What magic is this?!
*Pilgrim hat and buckled shoes appear*
THIS BE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! BLACK MAGIC! THE DEVILS INFLUENCE!! BURN THE WITCH!
when she says she doesnāt send nudes
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
Imagine Connor on one of his first missions
Maybe heās already died once or twice, but he comes back.
Imagine him getting a little too close to another Android
Maybe they become friends
Imagine that Android dying
Maybe even in Connors arms
Now imagine him expecting them to come back.
āWhen will [Name] be back?ā
āā¦What?ā
āTheyāre coming back, right?ā
āSir, when Androids die, they die for good. Like humans. Why would he be remade?ā
āOh...right.ā
Connor realizing that other Androids arenāt like him. They canāt be remade, and have their memories be re-uploaded.
do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risquĆ© like āi luv salsaā but no one responds so u start overthinking it likeā¦. maybe one of their parents died making salsaā¦ā¦ maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsaā¦ā¦. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt
NOM NOM MY PRETTYS š«
iāve been laughing at drow tav and gale ever since i read somewhere that apparently in lolth-sworn society, wizardry is a manās work (derogatory, i can only assume?). imagine being a male drow or i donāt know an at least somewhat progressive female drow, and you finally get out of the underdark and possibly the first man you meet and team up with in the game has the primary backstory points that heās a wizard and that he had an insane power dynamic with his female ex. iād be having conniptions.
Hello š
I'm Abdelrahman, 22 years old. My journey has been marked by loss and resilience. When I was 18, my father passed away from COVID-19. Determined to build my own future, I pursued an education in multimedia technology, balancing my studies with work to cover my expenses. I was preparing to establish my home and life.
A few days later, I was hit by a missile in this previously destroyed house
My mother: the princess whom we strive to make happy and satisfy. ā¤ļøļø
Our house that sheltered my entire family š
However, the war in Gaza, especially in the north, brought devastating tragedy. My home, university, job, and family were all destroyed in the conflict. While my family moved to the south, I was in the north, facing famine and moving from place to place, trying to survive.
Our street used to be lively and full of people, but it is no longer like that.
I have witnessed countless difficult and painful scenes while escaping death multiple times. In northern Gaza, life is reduced to a cycle of fleeing from danger and searching for food amidst the rubble of destroyed homes.
Now, my dream is to travel abroad with my mother and sister to continue my education and develop my practical skills. For the past eight months, I have been unemployed, focusing on self-improvement and hoping for a better future.
This is where your kindness and generosity can make a profound difference. Your support will help me rebuild my life and continue my education. It will provide us with the opportunity to escape the cycle of danger and destruction, and to work towards a future filled with promise and potential.
Hallo my friend š¹
Can you help me recover from the war?
I am Ahmed Jehad I am 28 years old. I am married and have a daughter who is less than a year old. I live in Gaza in a displacement tent in Deir al-Balah I lost my shelter and shelter .
Help me save my family from destruction and poverty.
https://gofund.me/665fbb6c
Please help me by donating
My prayers to you freind, I sincerely pray that you and your family raise enough money to get to safety and that you are able to do so with minimal despair šā„ļø
Even if you canāt donate, please share the gofundme or reblog. Every bit of attention we can continue to draw to help the people in need is needed
Gofundme link (vetted and approved):
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pairingāastarion x m!tav summaryāwhen tav falls ill, everyone at camp is surprised to find that astarion is intent on staying by his side until heās better warningsāillness, mention of poison, soft astarion, worried astarion, worried party, hurt/comfort, extensive use of pet names, super soft, extreme fluff word countā754 ratingāteen noteāthis is entirely self-indulgent because iāve been really ill this past week (thanks covid) and the whole time i was thinking about how astarion would comfort tav if he was hurt/sick so i came up with the idea for this
āHow is he?ā he asks and for what might be the first time, she can hear sincerity in his voice.
āBetter,ā the cleric sighed, āHeās getting better but heāll still need some time to recover. You can sit with him but if I see those fangs of yours anywhere near himāā
Astarion rolled his eyes and folded his arms over his chest. "I assure you, Shadowheart, my intentions are far from what you seem to believe. I would never harm Tav. Surely that much has become clear to you by now?"
The sceptical half-elf hummed, āI suppose he will be safe enough for now. Even if your concern for him was a lie I doubt youād want to risk sucking up any poison that might still be loitering in his veins.ā
He knew she had every right to be distrusting of him, especially when it came to Tavās safety. He only hoped one day they would all finally see just how much Tav really meant to him. That his feelings werenāt a lie. Until then, heād have to make do with their concern over their friend and his questionable taste in partners.
āA⦠Astarion?ā His weak voice croaked out the moment the vampire spawn ducked inside the tent.
Tav was laying on the blankets, his body completely sweat-ridden as his face contorted with discomfort. He was in still pain, still so vulnerable.
Astarion was by his side in an instant, his cold hands reaching out to gently touch his loverās forehead. āDonāt worry, darling, Iām here. Iām right here.ā
The cool touch of his hand was welcome as it immediately began to cool Tavās fever. Gale had already expressed his suspicion that it would do as much. There certainly were at least a few perks of being undead.
āLetās cool you down, shall we?ā He wasted no time removing his shirt before crawling down beside his lover. One strong arm gently wrapped around Tav and pulled him closer, hoping that the coldness of his skin would help ease at least some of the pain.
Tav's laboured breaths finally began to slow as he nestled into the embrace, finding solace in the chill of Astarion's body. His fingers wrapped themselves around the cool arm around him, pulling it closer to his chest.
The vampire spawn chuckled against his ear. āEasy, little love, Iām not going anywhere.ā His fingers traced delicate patterns on Tav's forehead, willing the fever to subside.
Outside the tent, Shadowheart kept a close eye on the pair and, in doing so, her initial scepticism gradually gave way to a begrudging acceptance of the vampire's genuine concern. She couldn't deny the tenderness she saw in Astarion's eyes as he cared for their companion. It was a side of him she hadn't seen before. A side of him she hadnāt even known was there.
Maybe it wasnāt just about self preservation or sexual desire. Just maybe he truly did care for Tav. She never thought love was something he was capable of but the longer she watched them, the more she realised just how wrong she had been.
Soon enough, his lover was sound asleep in his arms. Sleeping without a sign of pain or discomfort. It was the first time heād slept properly since his affliction which meant Shadowheart was right, he was getting better.
āYou know, you really scared me for a moment there. I⦠I thought I was going to lose you. I donāt want to go through that again.ā
He spoke despite knowing there was no one to hear him. Speaking to a sleeping lover who, as if on instinct, rolled over to snuggle closer into him.
"I'll protect you with everything I have, my love," Astarion murmured, "I promise you that. You mean more to me than I ever thought possible." He knew that Tav couldn't hear him, but the words were as much for himself as they were for his lover.
Astarion had always been a creature of darkness, bound by instinct and desire. Forced to do his cynical masterās bidding. Yet, in Tav's presence, he had found a glimmer of something different, something more profound. It was a love he never thought he deserved, but now that he had it, he would do anything to defend it.
And so, beneath the starlit sky, Astarion held Tav close, vowing silently to cherish every moment they had together, determined to prove that his love was not just words but a promise to protect and endure, no matter the cost.
Oh good god, 9 more days untill school starts?!
GHAH IM NOT READY FOR MORE MED SCHOOL
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSš§āāļø
tomorrowā¦ā¦ā¦ is augustāāāā,?????
its auguā¦ā¦.st?? tomorrW???????????
8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????
what??????????????????????????????ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..
I'm ready to give. A hot take about asexual Neil.
Because as an ace-spec person who enjoys sex as an activity for my partner(s) involved, people trying to erase poly/multi-shipping Neil by saying "He's demi so he wouldn't fuck them" have me really on edge. Sex isn't always about deriving personal pleasure. Sex can be an act of intimacy between partners where one gets more out of it physically than the other. You are aware good, consensual sex can happen between partners where one(OR EVEN BOTH/ALL!) of them don't orgasm?
Outside of just a kink scenario with a scene that is meant to instill frustration/not end in orgasm, you can just make out for fun. You can give handjobs and touch and finger and stroke and fondle and pinch and bite and suck and lick and fuck and enjoy just one partner getting their fill. You can top or bottom and not orgasm and still enjoy the experience for what it brings the relationship. (Not to mention Stone Tops are a real thing.)
Sex comes in many forms. Sex doesn't have to end in an orgasm for all involved. And Sex isn't always a defining characteristic for a relationship.
All I'm saying is is stop your ace erasure because you have a preference to only ship Neil a certain way. Your preference is valid until you use a label and twist its meaning to get what you and only you want.
Enjoy your Neil time, but also beware that everyone has their own Neil doll and can play with him however they want. He can slut it up(so to speak) or he can never have sex or experience sexual attraction except once a decade on a night with a specific moon cycle when the conditions are perfect - fandom is meant to be a space to enjoy these characters as they are and/or however we want.
From an ace/demi queer person, please stop taking my sexuality and using it to hurt others who want to enjoy Neil differently than you. Thank you.
itās not gay to help another man button his shirt/jacket. But it could be
Ricky when I find you Ricky ricky when I find you ricky - but fr who keeps snitching????
And whoās getting upset about the leaks?? At this point Iām cheering out loud when I see my fav blog post again with more leaks and shit! Like- no oneās upset? The f2p players are like throwing parties whenever we get paid content for free from other people with more money than us.
But to whoever is snitching to PB about the leaksā¦.count ur motherfucking days man BECUSE WHEN I FIND YOU- š¹š¹š¹
Human family relationships are weird...The Na'vi are constantly...horrified...the ones new to it at least-
Jake: Y/n, could you pass the salt?
Y/n: Could you pass away?
Neytiri*Looking at the horrified Metkayina clan*...this is normal
Jake*Is eating some of you human snacks you got delivered*-so bad news dear~, Mom told me you were adopted~
Y/n: SHUT UP IM NOT ADOPTED!!
Jake*Snickers at athat*You are! They found you in the trashcan...aparently Chewbacca and plankton had a baby~
Neytiri:...Honestly, this is the best behavior in months...
Ronal & Tonowari:...
Ok while Iām also a sucker for a good dom!raphael x sub!tav fanficā¦
Did we all collectively forget that Raphael is cannonicly a bratty sub?? We get it confirmed in like two diffrent places- how come fanfic writers arenāt running either this??????? At this point Iām just gonna write my own āļøāļøš¹
Edit 1: I started the fanfic, itāll take me a few days but just lemme know if you want to be tagged in it š¹š¹ Raphael x Gn!Tav