'“How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?” Wylan said with a very passable imitation of Kaz’s glare.'
This is so funny to me. Like imagine if behind Kaz's back the crows have a death glare competition. Just for fun. Jesper cannot manage it in the slightest, Nina is just laughing, Matthias looks slightly ill when he tries and not particularly threatening, Inej is pretty good but Wylan? That boy knocks it out of the park! He's got the Kaz face almost perfect! So they're all staring at him terrified when Wylan himself suddenly looks petrified and they follow him gaze to see none other than Kaz himself, trying to glare at them but he can't hide his smile.
watching Granada Holmes im only four episodes in and this is amazing also Holmes and Watson are so married
so I have a headcanon that Remus Lupin is actually a really good singer. he didn't like to do it in front of people, just for himself, but sometimes if Sirius begged enough he'd give in. he'd sing with Lily too, ABBA, but insisted she kept it a secret because the others would tease him till the day he died. and he'd sing to baby Harry, lullabys that always worked so whenever the baby was crying he'd be given to Uncle Moony for a song.
then... then he stopped singing for a while. for twelve years, to be precise.
but finally, finally Tonks persuaded him to sing for her. just a little. and he'd sing to her and sing to Teddy and almost be as happy as he was with his old friends.
I just finished shadow and Bone TV series and I am not ok I am not ok
It will never stop being funny to me that after days and days of hard travel and fighting, most of the Fellowship are covered in mud and blood and dirt and their hair is an absolute mess.
And then there's Legolas. Who somehow is looking as perfect as he always has. And he has the nerve to tell Aragorn he looks terrible after the man fought a load of wargs, fell of a cliff, nearly drowned and then rode for a few days? I think he has every right to look terrible Legolas with your fancy hair.
oh i thought that was bad???? crying on the floor after busman's honeymoon
gaudy night has actually broken me
slow burn so slow that there are two books about them in which they don't get together, then in the book they do get together in it doesn't happen until the LAST PAGE and then just for good measure there's one more book about them as a reward for making it this far
who's doing it like him
The more I think about it the more convinced I become that I am in fact a hobbit and if I'm not one already I will make it my life's mission to become one. Those people have the best lives. They live in their beautiful land in their cute cosy houses and eat seven meals a day and party all the time and have cute curly hair and don't have to wear shoe. I need it.
Resident enjoyer of detective fiction, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings and all sorts
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