I Would Never "cop" A Feel. ACAB

Pre-emptively calling out accusations of being weird is very normal behavior. You should get your dad to come over and read it out loud.

your core moral values are indistinguishable from those of a republican senator

"I have a rich bf/gf but they only buy themselves expensive gifts and get cheap ones for me" and you let that slide?

them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

karl marx didnt predict the puppygirl so what does he know really

top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii

yoooo what if tumblr was a paramilitary mercenary group!! we could have squads for all the differb fando