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TUMBLR SEXYWOMAN TOURNAMENT 2023 MASTERPOST

Hello hello hello! Welcome to the official tumblr sexywoman contest! Its everyones favourite host! Schoolgirl Reigen!

This is the Masterpost in which all the polls are linked! Poll posting shall be starting soon!

My friends and me are doing this for fun so please be nice to each other thank you! Bowsette art by professoraurabolt <3

Winner gets the burger phone i accidentally ordered or whatever idk.

Matchups for the third round:

Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)

Matchups for the second round:

Karen Plankton (Spongebob) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)

Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Undyne (Undertale) VS. Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessie (Pokemon)

Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) VS. Schoolgirl Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) VS. Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) VS. Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Peridot (Steven Universe)

Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Catra (Shera) VS. Rouge the Bat (Sonic the hedgehog)

Queen (Deltarune) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)

Rika (Pokemon) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Matchups for the first round:

Timekeeper cookie (Cookie Run) <-> Shego (Kim Possible) Karen Plankton (Spongebob) <-> Evelyn Deavor (The incredibles II) Fairy godmother (Shrek) <-> Tempest Shadow (My little pony) Undyne (Undertale) <-> Vi (Arcane) Jessie (Pokemon) <-> Ena (ENA) Bowsette (Mario) <-> GLaDOS (Portal) Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) <-> Ankha (Animal Crossing) Wammawink (Centaurworld) <-> Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) Paige (DHMIS) <-> Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) <-> Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) Rika (Pokemon) <;-> Vanny (FNAF: Security Breach) Spinel (Steven Universe) <-> Harley Quinn (DC Comics) Rouge The Bat (Sonic) <-> Shiver (Splatoon) Katya Goncharov (Goncharov) <-> Bayonetta Green M&M (M&M) <-> Queen (Deltarune) Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) <-> Monika (DDLC)

May the best Sexywoman win!

dream blunt rotation

the lady who built a storm shelter in her basement, and when told to stop, used the rubble to build a castle instead

felix from stray kids

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

do you understand how funny this is

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

guards! reduce that man's prostate to dust

do motorcyclists put rear view dash cams up their ass?!?!?!?!?!?

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

happy pride month

klance as the demolition lovers !