okay let me pitch you a BATSHIT AU idea that i cant stop thinking about
sometime in middle school, Hinata finds a genie lamp that contains a Daichi-genie. Unsure what else he could possibly want, Hinata wishes for "a real team to play with, good enough to go to nationals' or something to the effect. Anyway, rule number one about genie magic is that you cant change the hearts of people around you, cant make anyone fall in love, etc. So Daichi cant just make a team. But. he is bound by his lamp to Hinata's whims, so he has to make this "wish" come true in some kind of tricky genie way. so now Daichi's stuck as captain of this fucking volleyball team trying to whip it into shape to make this wish come true because if he cant his lamp is gonna eat him for not obeying and while thats going on he's also trying to sway hinata into using one of his two remaining wishes to grant him freedom but its also against the rules to outright ask for that, and Hinata is so oblivious to everything thats not volleyball and cant decide on how to use his last two wishes and the entire B storyline is Daichi just trying to pretend to be a normal human but due to the circumstances of the wish giving him unprecedented freedom of body also getting a taste for what being a normal human is like and totally not falling in love with the cute human boy he recruited to this volleyball team and tonally speaking it would be mostly about the relationship of an idiot boy and his very tired magical genie dad.
i follow your tiktok and i've gotten some awesome fic recs from you! i was wondering, have you read "oh the places you'll go" by ilike_color? it's a fic where miles gets sent to gotham instead of dimention 42, it's really good!
ooo I haven't read that one, thanks for the rec!!! I'll have to check it out later it sounds rlly interesting :DD
i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot
Midoriya: I'm sorry but she doesn't want me to be your successor
All Might (fully convinced Midoriya can see ghosts): *wide eyed* Nana?
Midoriya: ...who? *looks over to All Mights kitsune quirk spirit in utter confusion*
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fic: Simply Superstitious by CryCaladrius
finished the haikyuu fanart :DD it's Hinata and Kenma sitting outside coach Ukai's store :))
if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!
Peter: *trying to act nice when Fury brings him onto an Avengers mission*
Also Peter: *immediately getting the ick and ditching as soon as they start arguing with each other like a bunch of school children*
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fic: Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
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next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!🦈
@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK
ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!
some Finn lore!🦈:
-plays keyboard in the band
-19 y/o
-Makki's boyfriend
-very obsessed with sharks
-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs
-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)
-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)
-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good “marketing” for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)
toothache lore:
-the band all lives in the same apartment building
-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines
*Tim being thrown back in time and deciding to not get attached to past versions of his family*
Also Tim: *somehow ends up with baby Jason following him around like a duckling*
Tim: ...well fuck
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fic: A Family History Rewritten by MysticMalady, TheBestTinyDragon
character sheet of my oc cupid :D actually rlly proud of how the shoes turned out👍👍