ummm... why did i think for a second that tobin is playing for arsenal again?
get her again for me codi that was filthy 🤭 VAMOS
omg when did this happen and why am i finding out just now!
My Roman Empire
omg i was off tumblr for a while and just found out about the babydady Rio confirmation and it just made my whole year lol! we have won people. i love this show so much i cant even-
gonna go watch the paley fest panel rn!
that midge, jenna and ali moment was so beautiful and cute! if anyone got it on video pls post it!
lindsey: look at these dumbasses cheering for us lol
Alyssa: whut..
what are they whispering about? wrong answers only!
somebody needs to convert this into a fanfic...
Christen is cruel if she purposely chose that yoga retreat so that Tobin would be forced to finally do yoga with her after saying no for so many years 😭
She’s trying to make Tobin more flexible isn’t she 🫣 😏
Tobin's Yoga retreat diary
Day 1:
This is humiliating.
Christen's ass looks awesome in yoga pants.
I'm not allowed to sleep next to Christen.
I guess the goal of this retreat is to get flexible enough to spoon yourself.
Day 2:
I Googled, "why is my kidney itching after Yoga". The results did not cease my worry.
Teacher said i have a weak Cobra. I don't know what this means but Christen smiled when the teacher said it so i don't think it's deadly.
Day 3:
Scoped out the place, the guards take 5 minute meditation breaks every 2 hours. Escape plan has been hatched.
Christen wanted to do a guided meditation with donkey's.
It's hard to meditate when a donkey poops on you.
Day 4:
I sneezed during meditation.
The stares that followed unlocked a new fear in me.
Christen's kisses are the only thing keeping me alive.
Day 5:
Tried to escape yesterday.
It did not go well.
I punctured a lung.
Guards put me in the meditation pit.
They lower down food twice a day.
Day 6:
Got spooned by a naked mole-rat.
Christen got jealous and demanded i be released from the pit.
I build a fire pit for us.
Only injured 6 fingers and 3 toes.
Day 7:
TOBY IS FREEEEEE
Injury update
Back is still aching Fingers and toes are sprained Got naked mole-rat fever Lung still punctured Kidney's still itchy Broke three ribs trying to spoon myself