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i have ideas for books but i lack the motivation to write at the moment.
people can think of the dumbest things if given some time.all i have is time and my mind is a wonderful place. for dumb thoughts.
welcome to whose line where the games are made up and the points dont matter.
no this is patrick
yeayuh
woodchucks dont chuck wood really. but they do move dirt to make burrows.on a good day they can move 35 cubic feet of dirt.i think is about 700 pounds of dirt. i looked it up and found it interesting.
then there were naught...
this shit is awesome
my message to everyone
i know im weird im sorry. please bare with me. im not getting any better. i spell like shit.
boobs are awesome. i long to feel one and be happy.
as a failed writer wanna-be, i will now curse the world with the bad stories and weird characters i come up with. i will not feel bad.
shit be crazy
ay oh im walkin hea
hello? is it me youre looking for? i can see it in your eyes, i can see it in your smile.
mkay? mkay.
i whooped a gaggle of gander at the nala gala the other day. a day later my whoopin stick came up missing.
garden gnomes stand between one and two feet. other gnomes stand between three to three foot and six inches. it all depends on what you believe.
an old gnome is called a stumphag.. and i really have no idea..
movie idea.. a comedy western with Sam Elliott.. Danny Devito plays his sidekick.. this would be awesome.
damn
today has been perfect. have fun my fellow gnomes. or not just do you.
i love thighs. theyre awesome.
question.. can gnomes kick the keebler elves ass? any thoughts?
i wish i lived in the dragon ball z universe. and it bugs me that i do not. does anyone else feel the same?
you are now thinking about what zarbon did to you were unconscious. have fun..
info time. hobgoblins can not be trusted. thank me later. ha