Thing That Never Happened That Would Drive Me Insane: House Calling Wilson “pretty Boy” To Make Fun

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

YES YES YES THOSE TYPES ARE MY FAVORITE PRE CANON FICS

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

i hate james wilson i hate his fuckass stance and his stupid gay face and his faggot hair and his big brown doe eyes i hate that prettyboy i want him dead

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hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3

hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!

oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333

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💬 3  🔁 1  ❤️ 2 · wilson thought he’d be safe coming to the parade. no one he worked with would show up here. sure, he knew everyone around h

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Since pro ai people don’t listen to the whole “ai is ruining creativity and critical thinking” I have come up with something (as a creative writing student):

“While the use of AI has some theoretically promising applications, because of what I want to do with my education I find it important to learn how to work through problems/projects/whatever using a bare-bones, unaided approach before implementing technology that, in theory, could help me. If I don’t know how to do (the thing that applies to your situation) without ai then ai wouldn’t actually help me in the long run”

Plus from a harsher standpoint: “how tf am I supposed to get a job in my field and actually know what’s going on if I use ai instead of applying critical thinking skills…my ass is gonna get fired a year in because fundamental parts of my education have been replaced by using ai to find the answers for me”

Hope this helps (genuine)

im soon gonna start a new class with a professor ive already had whom i know is pro ai and actively uses it. when i tell her i don't want her to include ai in my education ik she's gonna ask why and i know why but i need some actual structured arguments that'll sound good to a university professor and not just me screaming in her face for ten minutes so please help a gal out. she would've told me to ask ai for this but i will never and instead venture to mankind's most reliable source: strangers on the internet

Things to say when you’re staring at your reflection number 396:

*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

House MD fic where Wilson is taking care of house while’s he’s sick (awe) and then he randomly gives house a handjob (huh)

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*

Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*

Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss