gayslumber - sixx
sixx

he/theymlm poly jewish gnc trans dudehere to indulge my neverending hyperfixations i’m so sorry for the whiplash. kind of.

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2 years ago
Golurk Nursing A Tinkatink.
Golurk Nursing A Tinkatink.

Golurk nursing a Tinkatink.

Golurk is currently not allowed to enter the Paldea region, but this is my dream.

23/4/28 Updated

2 years ago
Just Married Couple In Front Of Their Burning Car - Photographer Unknown

Just married couple in front of their burning car - photographer unknown

2 years ago

(Source)

2 years ago
she's enamoured with the lamp
"do you have games on your phone"
wild good girl caught mid-yawn
yeah
makes me laugh historically every fucking time
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸💃🏻💃🏻
haha gay 🫵🫵

Popped my lung again boys :(

Send me weird stuff and questions for a chill video this week.


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2 years ago

Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before


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2 years ago

i think its possible to convince joe biden hes non binary

2 years ago

ive been wanting to start cleaning up my page and actually (semi-) frequently posting but it’s been real hard to do that when i get a new/switch hyper fixations every other fucking week

by the time i’m like “oh yeah i’ll post some pokémon content” im back into one piece again UGH HELP MEEE


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2 years ago

she explode my penuis till i-

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[ALERT] Your reputation with the asexual faction is critically low!

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Posting Tip Of The Day: Try using a variety of styles of humor to appeal to a wider audience!

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

2 years ago

I thought your Pronouns were hehe/haha

yeah i'm transjester


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2 years ago
Hand Study Gao Hang 5x6 Feet Acrylic On Raw Canvas 2023

Hand study gao hang 5x6 feet Acrylic on raw canvas 2023

2 years ago
Did You Know Ivysaur Has The Best-ever Sprite In Gen 3? Because I Do Now And Im Never Going To Be The

did you know Ivysaur has the best-ever sprite in gen 3? because i do now and im never going to be the same. i’m a new man.


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2 years ago

the amount of distress this caused me is simply not normal

The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username

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The Fake Post Game Really Elevated When People Started Putting Fake Dividers Between Them, But It Kinda

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PENIS BLAST

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The Fake Post Game Really Elevated When People Started Putting Fake Dividers Between Them, But It Kinda

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oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too

2 years ago

Black and white comic of Roronoa Zoro and Sanji from One piece. Zoro is depicted as a trans man and in this setting theyre both married on their 30s. The first panel shows their backs to the viewer. Theyre both sitting on an infirmary bed and zoro is wearing an hospital gown with an iv drip connected to him. Sanji looks the same as his normal pre ts design but he has slightly longer hair, a half bun and is wearing one of zoros earrings. Theyre both looking at something in front of them thats hidden from the viewers sight, but what is implied to be a baby carrier.

Zoro:”shes really cute isnt she”

 Sanji: “Yeah…I still cant believe shes finally here” “Me too”

Next panel shows them now from the front. Zoro: “so about that bet I won, I finally decided on a name” he says as he leans to sanjis side with a cocky smirk with a face that shows slight tiredness. Sanjis shoulders and face drop at the mention of the bet, face being covered by his hair. Sanji:”Ugh, like i could forget with you torturing me about it for 9 months. Remember i gotta approve it”
Next panel shows them now from the front. Zoro: “so about that bet I won, I finally decided on a name” he says as he leans to sanjis side with a cocky smirk with a face that shows slight tiredness. Sanjis shoulders and face drop at the mention of the bet, face being covered by his hair. Sanji:”Ugh, like i could forget with you torturing me about it for 9 months. Remember i gotta approve it”
Only sanji shows up in this page looking slightly annoyed, leaving Zoro out of view with only his speech bubble on screen. 

Z:”I have three finalists” S:“uh huh” “Third place goes to Onigiri (in honor of my fave food)” “Marimo” “ And i was sure curly jr was the winner” At this Sanji finally starts losing patience and snaps with his hair spiking up and crossing his arms “Zoro i fucking swear if you dont cut the bullsh-“ “but then I thought about Sora” 
Sanji stalls taken by surprise, shoulders slowly lowering and going silent to process what was just said. He turns to look at the direction zoros voice comes from and muster’s a weak “what?”
Zoros only now on view, staring at sanji with a fond smile adorning his face with one of his brows slightly raised in a sort of “gotcha” look. He looks to the side and down now, soft expression still on his face “it fits her, dont you think?”
Sanjis looking at him as well, face now contorted into a big emotional wobbly smile, shedding tears and a bit of snot. “Yeah…” he manages to say, his voice filled with emotions while he also stares down.
Last panel shows a little newborn baby, with short hair and big cheeks sleeping peacefully. Her forehead adorned with little, swirly brows.
Sanji, offscren, says “It really does”

Zs dads part 3: Name stories

2 years ago

bug ass

Bug Ass

bug ass

2 years ago
But Everything Ended Up Just Fine! 
But Everything Ended Up Just Fine! 
But Everything Ended Up Just Fine! 

but everything ended up just fine! 

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