Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

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Sorry bro

Hot girl takes 2 seconds to post a mirror selfie:

A million shares / A billion likes

I take 2 YEARS to finally post my painstakingly curated selection of Soyjak, Dank Doge and other triggering memes:

No shares / No likes

Yeah its official this generation is doomed

Hey, I think I'll search up the hashtag of a band I like! What could possibly go wrong?

*ship art of real people jumpscare*

If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.

Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.

On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.

Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?

Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.

Behold, an actually well-written generic isekai protagonist!

Just watched Metropolis 1927. Great movie with a very iffy ending and extremely weird political messaging. Won’t go too in depth but I will say this

How the FUCK does this bisexual expect to do anything in those poofed up shorts 😭

you open the door and