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eviltwinks

pioneer nine

it’s an absolute disaster of a football game. it’s horrible. it’s gorgeous.

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eviltwinks
1 month ago

being a 17776 fan feels like chewing drywall. guys. guys this story ostensibly about american football changed me. no guys you should read it - well when I say read I mean experience it really - no no it's online it's free - no it won't break your computer this is normal it's okay i promise it's not even really about football. well no actually it's about satellites. yeah the Jupiter Explorer is in it and they're a little shit. yeah no the gender binary doesn't exist in 17776. yes i meant 17776 not 1776. it's not even really about satellites. it is though. please i am begging you read this it changed me.


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eviltwinks
1 month ago

17776 / 20020 fans. consider the possibility: remote controlled robots attached to nine juice and ten on ground on earth. because i can absolutely see this specific video as juice and mimi


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eviltwinks
1 month ago
I Really Liked The “stuck With Me” Quote So I Drew Two Things With It
I Really Liked The “stuck With Me” Quote So I Drew Two Things With It
I Really Liked The “stuck With Me” Quote So I Drew Two Things With It
I Really Liked The “stuck With Me” Quote So I Drew Two Things With It
I Really Liked The “stuck With Me” Quote So I Drew Two Things With It

I really liked the “stuck with me” quote so i drew two things with it

More 17776 art cuz i can feel my brain rotting with it


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eviltwinks
1 month ago
Changed Lives

changed lives

sometimes you are so badly fucked up by something that you have to rewatch old mileschronicles videos and feel like you’re 12 again and i think that’s beautiful

eviltwinks
1 month ago

sometimes you are so badly fucked up by something that you have to rewatch old mileschronicles videos and feel like you’re 12 again and i think that’s beautiful

eviltwinks
3 months ago

Something that really got me about 17776 was people talking about things from their childhood...

Orange text: You know, I never went to New York. Never even visited. I don't know why I didn't. I remember watching Sesame Street when I was little, and I liked how people would just sit on their steps and talk to each other in front of these nice and neat and square buildings. And all they had to do was cross the street or go next door to talk to each other.
Orange text: NANCY: I remember that! It was a little before my time, but I remember my dad used to talk about it, he didn't think too much of it. He called it uh, what did he call it?

NANCY: Oh, he said the WPA stood for "whistle, piss and argue!"
Green text: Yep, and you can probably fill in the rest. When I was a boy, you know, eight, nine, ten, I used to go back here and play. I was like, "I bet I'm the only person in the world who even remembers that little cave at all." And look at me! I was right.
Green text: And now nobody does. Even my childhood friends, the ones I used to play with when I was a boy, they've forgotten about the cave we discovered in the way back when. Or else they don't care, because I'm sure as hell none of them come to visit.
Orange text: I was eight years old then, and I remember just kinda standing there and looking at the light, and the room. And you know what I thought?

I remember thinking how strange it was that the light was still on. I thought that, well, if he was gone, then the light he switched on should've turned off. That as soon as he went, everything should go with him.

But there it was, though. Just glowing.

Like most people will forget many things from childhood over the course of their natural life - can you *imagine* holding on to multiple lifetimes' worth of memories? And still recalling the oldest ones??

Yellow text: JASON: Man, it's funny how you don't remember something so obvious. There's just too much to remember.

Orange text: LORI: Oh, absolutely! I mean, it's thousands of years! You can only remember so much. OK,

You can only remember so much. And yet Lori still feels an ache that she never got to see New York. Eddie is still memorizing every inch of the cave he played in as a kid. Nancy still remembers what it was like to lose her grandfather as a child, and things her dad used to say.

After THOUSANDS of years... but of course they would hold onto them. After all, those memories seem to be the only pieces of human childhood left - besides beautiful old murals, submerged and abandoned.

But we're talking about infinity - how long until the last person forgets how things used to be? Until the centuries are blurred together, until forever has been always?

Or can anyone truly, entirely forget what childhood felt like? Is that not what they're all chasing, coming back to through creating and playing games together?

It never has to end, the sun will never set, you never have to go home, we can keep playing together and never have to grow up again. We will never get to grow up again.

eviltwinks
3 months ago
Whatever. Go My Juice

whatever. go my juice

eviltwinks
3 months ago

Just gonna... Drop this here

Just Gonna... Drop This Here
Just Gonna... Drop This Here
Just Gonna... Drop This Here
Just Gonna... Drop This Here
eviltwinks
3 months ago
”Oh I’m Not Leaving”
”Oh I’m Not Leaving”
”Oh I’m Not Leaving”

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)


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eviltwinks
3 months ago

in honour of super bowl night tonight I think you should all go read this perfectly normal and completely innocuous article about american football :)

What football will look like in the future
SBNation.com
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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eviltwinks
1 year ago

HOLY FUCK GUYS THEYRE BACK!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BABIES ARE BACK

HOLY FUCK GUYS THEYRE BACK!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BABIES ARE BACK
HOLY FUCK GUYS THEYRE BACK!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BABIES ARE BACK
HOLY FUCK GUYS THEYRE BACK!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BABIES ARE BACK
HOLY FUCK GUYS THEYRE BACK!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BABIES ARE BACK

SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

THEY'VE UNLEASHED A BEAST IN ME GOD

eviltwinks
1 year ago
She Is Me

she is me

eviltwinks
1 year ago

historians will call them complex friends

Historians Will Call Them Complex Friends
eviltwinks
1 year ago

Please tell me somebody else sees this

Please Tell Me Somebody Else Sees This
Please Tell Me Somebody Else Sees This
eviltwinks
1 year ago
This Has Probably Been Shared Here Already, But The Picture Is Funny. Found This While Browsing Ghostbusters

This has probably been shared here already, but the picture is funny. Found this while browsing Ghostbusters News. Apparently it was from McKenna's Tiktok.

“They won’t lemme drive the ecto cuz I wanna do donuts.”

eviltwinks
1 year ago
I Ain’t Afraid O’ No Ghosts (unless They’re Like Really Pretty)

i ain’t afraid o’ no ghosts (unless they’re like really pretty)

eviltwinks
1 year ago
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE

GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE

GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE
eviltwinks
1 year ago
Mandatory Minecraft Fanart

mandatory minecraft fanart

eviltwinks
1 year ago
FACT: You Get Special Dialogue For Pooping Yourself

FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

eviltwinks
1 year ago
His Home Is Beautiful

his home is beautiful

eviltwinks
1 year ago
Christ On A Cracker (the Last Supper, Oil On Saltine)

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

eviltwinks
1 year ago

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

eviltwinks
1 year ago

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

eviltwinks - pioneer nine
eviltwinks - pioneer nine
eviltwinks
1 year ago

Like literally what the hell was her problem

eviltwinks
1 year ago
The Father The Son And The Holy Spirit
The Father The Son And The Holy Spirit
The Father The Son And The Holy Spirit

the father the son and the holy spirit


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eviltwinks
1 year ago

i love this clip its so funny cooper sounds so distraught and you can so obviously tell just how fucking high he and travis are 😭


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eviltwinks
1 year ago

collection of smplive comments that perfectly summarize the server

Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
Collection Of Smplive Comments That Perfectly Summarize The Server
eviltwinks
1 year ago
SMPRonpa: Survival of the Fittest
Google Docs
SMPRonpa: Survival of the Fittest

TW: Unreality, fictional death and violence

Me and my friends started our search for this fic in 2021. It is now 2024, and we have finally found our white whale, courtesy of an anonymous user who sent me a document containing the full text of this work.

SMPRonpa is both a highly controversial and incredibly impactful piece of fanfiction in regards to how the MCYT fandom would evolve in the years past. While the author buried it due to harassment, I believe preserving it is important as it is a huge part of MCYT fandom history. I hope that sharing this finding will help demystify the fic and some of the misconceptions about its content.

Just like with the reconstruction - this is being published with the intentions of media preservation and documentation of fandom history. We ask that you do not attempt to identify or contact the author of this work. They want to be left alone.


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eviltwinks
1 year ago

MCYTBLR I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU 🙏

MCYTBLR I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU 🙏

so yahiamice has given us an ultimatum. if we raise $200 for the palestine children's relief fund, he will release his smplive vods. SO.

tiltify.com
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity

if you dm me proof of a donation of at least $10 to this tiltify campaign, i will write for you! anything you want, provided it's a fandom i at least know a moderate amount about (anything dsmp, smpearth, smplive, genloss, are probably the ones i know the most, i know a good amount about qsmp as well). at least 500 words, maybe more? regardless, you'll get a one shot of your choice from me :3c

i can also edit something for you!! any character, i don't need to know them haha

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