I Don't Think Homophobia Is At All A Thing In Splatoon, But Callie Is A Comphet Lesbian.

Bro.

Pretty much (except that one time when Marie did it)

This is how Splatoon went, right?

Any trans folk who wanna mess with ppl?

Haha I have that and I don't do errands or social activities. It's literally just laying in bed like I'm wasting away from a Victorian deises

The grandma urge to complain about my back pain and joint aches, knit all day, cook big meals, and sleep constantly.

The feminine urge to sit on the couch and knit all day

My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:

The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%

The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today

Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans

Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts

Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for

Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%

Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty

lmao

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