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Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

losing my shit

life series mumbo doodle bcs I miss him in secret life

My oomfies seemed to really like this one so here have it lol

i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.

there are two wolves inside of me. one is wolf 359. one is wolf 359's clone that i've locked outside my space station in the middle of a solar flare.

I will start sobbing violently no one look at me

Poem by Natalie Wee

spiral leitner that's just the full account of the rainbow dash jar incident bound in horse leather. it summons a my little pony tulpa to appear and follow you around screaming at you and trying to kill you.

putting it in the microwave