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Hi the only thing I care about today is Susan Sarandon's twitter

Can confirm!

I just cut off all my hair, so here's an unedited bath selfie about it; rolls, wrinkles and all!

Super fresh, you can slide over to OF and find me under @collaredheathen.

1996 Brit Awards.

Already did!

I feel the need to collar a lovely boy and make them have a tag with my name on it. That would mean everyone knows they’re collared and alllll mine~

So, a stereotypical extra terrestrial is described as the ‘Grey Alien Species’. You know, big head, huge eyes, pointy chin, tiny nostrils, slit mouth, small body. Am I the only one waiting for alien sightings to start including the description of Ziggy Stardust? You know, red mullet that is somehow insanely attractive, each eye a different, captivating ocean of glory, strikingly long and slender bone structure, smirk that makes ovaries burst.

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