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5 months ago

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

8 months ago

I know that—objectively—this is bullshit, but I have chosen to believe that the reason the US hasn't formally changed to the metric system is for the poets. When the going gets tough you can still claw your way forward inch by inch, but centimeter by centimeter just doesn't quite carry you. You're in love/excited/nervous/scared and your heart is beating a hundred miles per hour, whoa that sounds fast and dangerous! But a hundred kph? I've been passed by people going faster than that coming out of downtown on capital boulevard. The pound of flesh they take from you is raw and bloody and full of pain, the kilogram of flesh is impersonal and excised in laboratory conditions under strict observation. Liters are okay tho, if only because they sound like meter and a meter is used to measure things, so the measure of a man can be siphoned (as a byproduct of the kilogram) into a bottle with a screw cap lid and stored in a dark cool room until he is found wanting. A gallon would be wasteful, a quart too unserious, and a cup not enough to keep him from withering in the desert sands under 100 degree faeghreignheit sun. ...Okay maybe celsius gets a pass too.

7 months ago

U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live


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6 months ago
Worlds Of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), Dir. Arwen Curry
Worlds Of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), Dir. Arwen Curry
Worlds Of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), Dir. Arwen Curry

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

4 months ago

(looks back) guess it was just the wind...

(winces) eurydice is RIGHT behind me, isn’t she?


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1 year ago
Watterson Pulled No Punches

Watterson pulled no punches

7 months ago

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit


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6 months ago

It's now or nevember

looks like october is…. octover

6 months ago

yo hey US people who sent in absentee ballots, they are tossing mail-in ballots for no reason. i just had to call my county board of elections and demand a cure for my ballot because north carolina didn't send out any notices of issues with ballots, and the issues are fake. if you voted by mail-in make sure your ballot was actually counted


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9 months ago

Smintheus, the mouse god of plagues, feels bad after making people sick in the Iliad

"my apollocheese"


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