canadian-pug-cartel-the-first
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035: what ya got there?
049 high as balls on morphine: ca ntalOupe
I don’t use this blog very much anymore my new blog is @canadian-pug-cartel I reblog more on there and im funnier so go check it out :P
049 @ 035: I do NOT want to have sacramental wine with YoooOOOOU
Im gonna hit you with a bus
@drkingcrow more like drkingCRINGE
106: I can’t believe mask was eaten by 11 billion crabs
049 deadpan: tragic
SCP WOF AUS SCP WOF AUS SCP WOF AUS SCP WOF AUS!!!!!!!!
FEATURING AU #1 (WOF CHARACTERS SET IN THE SCP UNIVERSE).....AND AU #2 (SCP CHARACTERS SET IN THE WOF UNIVERSE).....AND ALSO A LOOK AT DESIGNS FOR CHARACTERS I HAVENT POSTED HERE YET :))))
AU INFO UNDER THE CUT!!!!!
AU #2
049 - Designed by my friend :). A Night/Sand hybrid who works on the Nightwing island as a doctor. Rumored to have hatched off of the island and therefore may have mysterious moon powers related to bringing back the dead, as patients who should have absolutely died are miraculously up and walking the next day...
035 - A theatre mask created by Skywings thousands of years ago for their plays. The mask itself heavily resembles that of a Skywing and Nightwing, though can't fit exactly into either. It is rumored the mask was cursed by an animus throughout its years, or perhaps was created cursed, and was eventually tossed away due to the Skywings animus paranoia. Now, this mask possesses dragons to use as it's host, and wanders across Pyrrhia causing various acts of mischief.
AU #1, THE LONGER ONE
Starting with legends
Diamond - A highly respected site director with some form of anomalous ability tied to her skill in running the site. Despises Vigilance because of The Incident(tm) and often let's her vengeance get in the way of being, yknow, actually good at her job.
Vigilance - Another site director who runs a completely separate site.
Arctic - The son of Diamond and the one originally deemed to follow in her footsteps and eventually take over her place as site director. However, on a mission he was set to oversee, he fell in love with Foeslayer, and ended up requesting and being allowed transfer to Vigilance's site because of it. He has dropped in the ranks since, and no one really knows what to do with him, so he wanders the site aimlessly and takes care of various administrative tasks.
Foeslayer - A member of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down), who is housed at a different site than usual members of her task force. Besides this, she's incredibly good at her job, and even more so when she gets together with Arctic. Though originally it was questioned if she should be demoted due to The Incident(tm), they decided against it.
Darkstalker - Housed and raised off site originally, bit eventually trained and educated into joining the Intelligence Agency, mostly due to his mindreading. Overall liked by his peers, but rises in the ranks scarily quickly. Some believe he may one day overtake Vigilance and become the new site director.
Clearsight - Originally a regular Nightwing, however was contacted by the foundation at a young age due to her studies into timelines being deemed knowledge she shouldn't access. When her powers were investigated they found she could be a valuable resource, and was immediately trained into being a researcher. Though she's incredibly nervous about this job, she's quite good at it, and doesn't have many complaints as it allows her to study anomalies based in the idea of timelines. Once she was moved to Vigilance's site, she specifically requested offices far away from the Intelligence agency, which brought suspicion, but was never investigated.
Aaaaanddd..present day!!!
Morrowseer - Site director of the site previously directed by Vigilance. Highly respected and feared.
Moonwatcher - Raised specifically for the job of working at the foundation, due to being Morrowseer's daughter. She never knew her mother and when she was deemed old enough (her late teens) was ranked as a trainee in the Scientific department. However, on just her first day, she hears distant whispers of a past foundation employee trying to communicate with her..only to find out it's one of the long deemed "Safe" SCPs they've had unconscious in containment.
Kinkajou - Researcher trainee specializing in biohazards, though there's debate on if she should be moved to an MTF department.
And yeaajhhh!!!! THERES MORE TO THE AU, BUT I THOUGHT A LITTLE BIT OF INFODUMPING ON THE BASICS WOULDNT HURT :)
IF U READ THIS, HI!!!! HELLO!!!!! THANKS!!!
ALSO I JUST NOW REALIZE I FORGOT DARKSTALKERS TEAR MARKS :(
...AND ORIGINALLY MISSPELLED VIGILANCE
FUCK
Researcher- it’s over what happened tell us the truth!
035- we’ll if you want the truth those boots are a bit much
Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not
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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!
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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?
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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static
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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!
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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/
035- Ah my love delicate as a flower, strong with a fight, raven black hair darker than the night, golden eyes in a sea of white, oh my love for you i would die
049- (just in the other room in his mind) Is the spelled with an a?
some of the best quotes from my discord
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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus
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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war
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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!
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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!
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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people
i want you to know i had fun
who should i make next?
Happy valentines here are some HCs and some quotes
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035- I love you because you are exactly like me and im the best!
049-
035-
049- thats a mirror
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096- I got like five boxes of chocolate i dont know why
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106- Valentines day is a scam
173- no date huh?
106-
173-
106- fuck you
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049-j- Roses are red Violets are blue im lonely on Valentines and so are you
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105- love is like Beauty and the Beast
035- love is what you are looing at right now
682- there is no such thing as love
049-jay and jacket are the duo lingo birds of the group
im sorry i dont make the rules
Hi, I just noticed it was mentioned in the one post that 049 killed his father. Can I have some elaboration on that?
(Thanks for the ask, this is my first!)
The Corvonus family was a very tight knit one. Isac the father, a duke. Mary the mother, black hair and fair skin that all the other nobals envied, and their yet unborn child, Florence.
But tragedy struck the family, Mary died in child birth.
All Isac saw when he looked at that infant was a monster, a monster who took his beloved wife. Why should he care for that thing? That creature with golden eyes, that stole life not of its own. The maid could care for the infant. He wasnt going to have any part of raising a murderer!
Florence was bright, learing to read at only three years of age, and to write not long after, but he was off. His eyes had a calculating look and an almost emotionless gaze. Florence was also shy, and his father throwing bottles at him didnt help.
When Florence was seven, his fathers mistress gave birth to Jay, his brother. Whom he would protect with his life. Even during 'punishment' Florence would take the blame, be on the receaving end of a belt, a bottle, or even the cellar.
Jay was slow but not dim, and this irritated Isac, why couldnt he have one normal child?! Not a killer! Not defective! He blamed his children, the demonic, stupid, children!
But to the children this was normal, right?
Florencre was bright, maybe even bright enough to get away with murder.
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I was thinking of maybe writing this into a full story, thoughts?
035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby
049- (talks to anyother man)
035- evil again
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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs
106- (CRUNCH)
D boi- (fear)
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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)
049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?
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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few
Ok i have an idea,
The song Its Tough To Be A God, but animated with 035 and 049 (but like younger and in love oooOOOo) 049 as Tullio and 035 as Miguel
049 being reserved and staying in a box of sorts
and 035 just being a theater kid very out going pulling 049 around shit like that
(For the part of the song were they say " Be deified when really youre a sham" i kinda want 049 to take a bit off a grape vine)
Please i NEED to see it and im not good enough with digital to make it
049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge
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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face
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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK
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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in
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Happy holidays dipshits
049- God you are SUCH a theater kid
035- if im such a theater kid why can i say the word macbe-
035- Macbet- (gaging)
035- ( Heavy breathing) Mac-Mac- HEATHER MCNAMARA!
035- FUCK!
Random quotes (mostly 035)
035- Being pan doesnt make me slutty, i just so happen to be both
035- Im not intrested in being polite nor heterosexual
035- (at 049) Damn shawty you lookin' fuckin' unhinged
035- AGH! STUPID HANDLE! OPENING THIS DOOR IS HARDER THAN AN EDGY TEEN TRYING TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS!
049-J- Aren't you lactose intolerant?
035- This isn't lactose its milk
049- Y-youre a fuckin idiot
Scps as random quotes
035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!
049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment
049- Call me an escalator because i let people down
035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS
035- you will not have peace?
(woman walks by)
035- have a peice of that- nah thats not my type
035- shes pretty
035- its just my type is men
035- hahahhaHAHAHHAH
AAHHAHAah!
106- Im atheist
049- Im christian
035- Im FBI's most wanted!
The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism
So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,
''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.
MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity
035 and 049- we don't have any dignity
035- I don't intend to judge but when was the last time you slept?
049-(holding an entire pot of coffee) sunday
035-
049-
035- Today is saturday
If SCPs drew themselves
i love this so much