“I Will Do No Such Thing, And You Can’t Make Me!” Will Never Fail To Absolutely Destroy Me Every

This fact makes me honestly so sad. But at the same time it’s actually kinda badass on Jack’s part. The taunting beforehand though, god DAYUM Jack.

Wait a damn minute. The benjamin that got stuck in the bear traps in tftgs vol 3 was the real one wasn’t he

Tales from the Gas Station Volume 3: Travis

As part of his self-imposed redemption arc, Travis has appointed himself shipper-on-deck for Jack and anyone he thinks Jack might be interested in dating. Rosa. Jerry. O'Brien. Doc Howard. The Bathroom Cowboy. Travis has headshots of Jack and a dating profile that is only almost completely lies,and he will talk up his boy to anyone and everyone who'll listen.

Everyone's like, uh, Travis, this sounds like maybe YOU want to date Jack? And Travis is like, not really, but I will stretch to dinner, a movie and some light petting if it means he forgives me

Jack is desperately trying to collect every copy of that stupid dating profile and destroy them and get through to Travis that this is making him MORE angry, not less

Travis, as usual, does not get it

An oldie but I had to share since its twst chef cafe season!

the prophecy jack was forcefully given at the beginning of vol 1 is at least close to coming true

“you will watch all of your friends die.” current friends or all of jack friends? because i think all of his friends at that time ended up dying. Tony, Mawma and Pops, Tom, and Sabine. i feel like i’m forgetting someone

if the prophecy includes people like Amy, Jerry, Rosa, and Gaston who he becomes friends with later then he’s pretty close. Jerry “died” in Bedside Manner and the Gaston clone Sabine said was weird died in vol 4. he WATCHED them die, but they didn’t. the prophecy is still true.

O’Brian’s memory lost in vol 4 could be akin to death. Jack’s friend died, but she’s still around. she’s just not his friend anymore

so i think Rosa will die, look like she died, get revived, etc. we just have to wait and see

dear god i hope cooper dies for reals

I’ve listened to this series like 3 times at this point and ONLY JUST NOW did I get the ‘Jack off all night’ joke. 😭

god what a hilarious book series

I ended up loving Travis way more than I ever expected by the end of book 4. Wouldn’t have minded in the least if he ended up in the main group.

I started relistening to vol 4 and Travis is a queer man in a big truck and no one can tell me otherwise and I'm definitely going to project the guy I'm seeing on him big time

I'm almost done with uni (grad proj presentation is next week!!), but I was craving drawing kakskskx

So...... a not so quick but quick sketch before I go to sleep 😴

Tagging the 2 biggest Cater lovers I know: @artistnettles @reirei404

Hate to be stranded in the middle of nowhere on the road

We all have secrets that haunt us...

*fighting some fucked up creature*

jerry: oh shit that reminds me of when i went to Woodstock, shit was wild. i met with thi-

jack: Woodstock? jerry, that happened like 25 years before you were born.

jerry: yeah, Woodstock! anyways, i was talking to this guy, completely nude-

rosa: how did you go to Woodstock?! are you talking about some kind of anniversary for it?

jerry: nope! the real thing. i found an old time machine after i fought off a hoard of Napoleon clones. i still have a scar from it! so, this guy was nude, so was i. it was a whole thing-

jack: TIME MACHINE?!

rosa: jerry why did Napoleon clones have a TIME MACHINE!? and where is it now????

jerry: oh, i gave it to Jimi Hendrix. did you know acid was only like a buck there? i gotta go back sometime

jack: YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND WENT TO WOODSTOCK INSTEAD OF OH I DONT KNOW SOMETIME USEFUL???

jerry: HEY! Woodstock was INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT to rock history! plus, i got myself a fursuit and went walking in the woods and someone got a pic me. do you know how important bigfoot is?

rosa: oh my god.

jerry: continuing my story you guys just had to interrupt. i was talking to this dude, and he told me my beard doesn’t fit me. he said it clashed with my blue eyes and pubes, and i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. i don’t want to shave it, but now im feeling self conscious.

rosa: your… pubes?

jerry: i already said we were naked, get with the times rosa!

jack: your beard is fine, jerry. if anything it probably elevates your overall look. there.

rosa: yeah, i feel like it’s very Jerry, you know? cant have jerry without his beard.

jerry: alright! thanks y’all, now back to the problem at hand. how do we banish a space god from this school bathroom?