Tumblr When It's March 15th

No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

30 days until HE comes home

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

made a new blog just to start posting cringe fanart, anyways here’s everyone’s favorite emo twink

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees