bluniper000
yo mama. he/him
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gerard as cannabis sativa
i have sugarcubes.
Most unsettling thing about David 8 is the fact that he wears flip flops
this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live
life would be sooo good without my curse
BLOOD FEVER
the bestie and I came up w this today
What do we think? Do I do this?
FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE
I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
hes so real
One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.
white boy SHOCKS friend group by growing perfect c cup breasts
Would you guys be interested in speed paints *_*
Speaking as a lesbian so no offense 🙏............ Sometimes men are really ugly in their bizzare ways and I have to make caricatures of them to pull that ugliness out of my system. House md is my gfs comfort show and I am enjoying it very much u see... Hilson MEDICAL YAOI REAL
How it feels to have friends and hang out with them
why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong
“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway
obsessed with those fucking alien cat memes can someone send me pictures of those cats photoshopped to look like little fucked up green aliens. like this one.
these men broke into my house and started performing their intricate rituals. advice????
sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit
This is how Hannibal looks when he’s visiting crime scenes
thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call