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I'm so glad I've found this!!!! This is just absolutely adorable

anyone please ask your crush out like this

As someone who took latin for many years I one hundred percent agree with the demon summoning allegations. That's probably the reason we barely had any speech components in my course lol

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

they took the bookshop opening scene from us and i will never forgive them

GNU TERRY PRATCHETT

Happy birthday ✊

It’s December folks, you know what that means.

Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization

when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”

— Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

For everyone who is afraid right now, it is absolutely justifiable. Shit's gonna get scary. But remember:

“Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.”

― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Oh I'm quite excited! I'll guess option 2

I wonder which one will be correct and what everyone else thinks

Although it could be you're being a trickster and messing around with measurements

If that is the case I reserve all rights to call you incorrigible ;)

As for me; I've included an easy round and a more challenging round

Why?

Because it's fun

Round 1

1. I'm farsighted in one eye and nearsighted in the other

2. I was a tomboy as a small child

3. I've never read more than a passage or two from Ovids Metamorphoses ( counting both Translations and original)

Now for the tricky one

Round 2 ( Bonus!)

1. Once, when I was a teenager, my grandparents thought I was suicidal because I was leaning out of a window at 3 in the morning (I was looking at stars in the countryside)

2. I once got a ball launched against my ear so hard I couldn't hear for 20 minutes

3. Once, when I was around the age of 9, I went ice skating with a friend who played ice hockey and when they tried to teach me the basics, I fell and almost dislocated my arm when I landed wrong

(I have since then learned how to actually skate)

Good luck! :D

@s0viet-gamer @evilasiangenius

Two truths and one lie! Tag someone else to play!

1. I have a fake eye

2. I have a calico cat

3. I have killed 47 people!

@yippe3allthedamnnamesrtaken @number-2-hero-hawks

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical