Pov: Tina Belcher’s Fantasy

LET HIM COOK !!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s the way i went into watching ten percent from an ad on facebook and came out of it feeling extra gay because rebecca fox

guYS SO IM VISITING HOME RIGHT AND ON THE WAY WE DRIVE PAST A CAR AND AT A QUICK GLANCE LIKE SIDE PROGILE I SAW SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE BOB WITH HIS FAVE JACKET LIKE 100% THOUGHT IT WAS HIM BUT IRL AND I SCREAMED AND WE MADE EYE CONTACT 😭

Lady Featherington: I suppose you think Colin’s mom is more nurturing than I am.

Penelope: Mother, there are prison cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Sweet boy 💕

What we do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

he ended things with me today

note: it’s not his fault at all, it wasn’t mutual but it was for his own personal reasons which i understand but it still hurts

okay so this guy i’m dating told me to write him a poem bc i did ONE assignment on poetry for my english degree and he thinks i’m a poet.

fast forward weeks later and i finally thought of something that doesn’t start with “roses are red, violets are blue”

anyways i’m posting it here. idk if it’s any good, i trust tumblr not to judge me. yes it is sickeningly cute, i apologise in advance. (there is no title yet)

although we’ve known each other less than a while

everyday you make me smile

and that makes it worth every mile

that’s between us across this silly isle

p.s. idk whether to add any other stanzas or if it’s fine as it is 🥹

i love that i’m like a little side character on my housemate’s blog and that his followers find me funny >:)

@qvietspvce

What I'm gathering is that all the Kens love all the Barbies but this one Ken (Ryan's) really loves this one Barbie (Margot's) and I'm wondering if we could get a scene that's like "she's a barbie! there's millions like her!" "maybe, but to me there's only one" toy story style

okay but, hear me out here, i actually had a relationship and it lasted and i wasn’t depressed