I’m Back Bitches And In My Bob’s Burgers Brainrot Era

rewatching wwdits is so funny because how different Guillermo acts lmao. quietly saying "yes sir, yes master, okay master, very cool master" to "the only reason you're alive is because I let you live" pipeline ❤

Long live Colin Bridgerton's praise kink.

Top 10 TV shows as voted by my followers → [3/10] 🧛 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-)

“The problem with living with other vampires are the vampires I have chosen to stay with.”

the second is sean brenner from insidious 3

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

lives were changed

Me: 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

tinimmy week day 2 - first/apology

so i did first time staying at tina’s

i imagined that she invited him over to study for finals (they’re seniors in hs in this) and also show him her cool new LED lights that everybody has now. but she started playing music and instead of studying they just talked for hours and fell asleep.

i chose the fleetwood mac vinyl (i imagine its bob’s and its old and that’s why it has ring wear) literally after watching the episode where you make plumbing fun is at the end. so obviously bob knows fleetwood mac. and fleetwood mac is iconic.

i chose stranger in the alps because a friend and i have actually fallen asleep to phoebe bridgers’ music.

i know. i’m corny 😩

i love one (1) man

i miss my cat, khonshu, so here are some things about him that just make sense; he’s a black cat

would hide away and sneak on my other pets until he finally had his chance to just *BAP* and add a little bit of trauma to their lives

would never let me bathe him BUT would LOVE washing himself in dirty dish water ????

didn’t know how to meow so just grunted whenever he needed to make an announcement

would make a squeak whenever landing on any surface

cling onto my arm for dear life while we slept