Слухаю всі версії «I want to live» перед сном ніби я засинаю десь в таборі біля вогнища і завтра мені не треба на роботу
Animated Harry Potter Spells!
Just a heads up.. there’s really no Avada Kedavra, sorry.
Inspired by hailmika’s
Ukraine, Lviv, Lychakivs’kyi tsvyntar (Lychakiv Cemetery) 💀
GET TO KNOW ME MEME → favourite relationships [6/10] » Arya Stark and Gendry
“And how she smiled and how she laughed, the maiden of the tree. She spun away and said to him, No featherbed for me! I’ll wear a gown of golden leaves, And bind my hair with grass, But you can be my forest love, And me your forest lass…”
- Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
- Jadoon platoon upon the moon
- Put Hitler in the cupboard.
- There are dinosaurs on a spaceship!
- You named your daughter… after your daughter.
- You’re Mr. Thick Thickity Thick-Face from Thicktown Thickania. And so’s your dad!
- There are soldiers in my house, and I’m in my pants.
- Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.
- Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe. Your nudity is appreciated.
- You’re not mating with me, sunshine.
- Allons-y Allonso!
- Don’t drop the banana. It’s a good source of potassium!
- Santa’s a robot!
- I’m waving at fat!
- There’s something else that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go poke it with a stick.
- I’ve got new kidneys! I don’t like the colour!
- I bring you air from my lungs!
- God bless the cactuses!
- This is my timey wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff.
- Raxacoricofallapatorious.
- Don’t be lasagna.
- Oh baby I’m beating out a samba!
- I’ll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.
So two penguins are walking on an iceberg and one penguin says to the other, ‘It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo.’ And the other penguin says, ‘Maybe I am,’
Agent Cooper (via acquirednormality)
... Behind them, Gendry groaned. "Lords and ladies," he proclaimed in a disgusted tone. Arya plucked a withered crabapple off a passing branch and whipped it at him, bouncing it off his thick bull head. "Ow," he said. "That hurt." He felt the skin above his eye. "What kind of lady throws crabapples at people?" "The bad kind," said Arya, suddenly contrite.
George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
If I had a world of my own - everything will be nonsense. Nothing will be what it is, because everything will be what it isn't (c)
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